About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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