The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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