Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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