The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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