Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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