She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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