Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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