Betty ford says i'm here all night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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