My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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