Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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