I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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