Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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