if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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