her vagine was all disorganized.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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