She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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