i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Randomize
