would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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