Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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