How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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