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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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