what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize