The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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