so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize