what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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