Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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