Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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