butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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