so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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