What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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