The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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