you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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