So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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