i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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