On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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