After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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