why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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