Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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