he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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