you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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