Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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