He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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