just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
They are going to name an STD after you.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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