school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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