And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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