My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
organizing the empties. That sober.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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