i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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