Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
two words: eviction party
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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