Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My life is pants optional.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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