yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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