How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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