At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
please don't ironically join a cult
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