How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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