The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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