So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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