I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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